Her Majesty, the Queen of eBay

How many Lucy Maes do you know?

Scratch that. How many Lucy Maes do you know with orange hair and blue eyes?

I know. I thought so too. I knew of only one until just the other day...


Look what Jeremy's aunt Susan found on eBay? It's a vintage Lucy Mae doll from the 1950s. Can you even believe that? I mean, when you have a vintage name like Lucy Mae, I guess it's possible...but, seriously? Well, I suwannee.*

*Sorry, all this vintage talk has got me talkin' vintage. (For those of you not born in the first half of the last century, it means "Well, I declare..." At least, I'm pretty sure it does.)

So, Susan, by the power vested in me, by me, I officially crown you Queen of all things eBay.

And, Susan, don't get in a tizzy (like you ever do...). The doll was only in her hands for the photo op, then put safely away, far from her reach.