Totally don't get why the Chick-fil-a Cow has to be 9 feet tall (yes, I exaggerate just a bit to make my point...). Whose brilliant idea was this?! He's not a happy looking cow. He's an over-sized, frowning, looming presence, and he scares the dickens out of Rose. (Quite frankly, he makes me a little uncomfortable too.)
He's too tall to even fit properly through a doorway. You would think the higher-ups and powers that be at Chick-fil-a would have thought about their target market a bit more. Would you, at say, 40 inches tall (give or take an inch), feel comfortable laughing with and hugging this huge, scary beast? I think not.
And, remind me not to be anywhere near a Chick-fil-a on Cow Appreciation Day. That's where the patrons of CFA can dress as a cow to get free food. Uh, no thanks. I know the cow will be there, as well as other would be's. Rose would for sure go into a cow-atonic state.
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"Cow-atonic state". That is hilarious!
Oh Katie....you're so great with your play on words! I heart you!
(And yeah....please don't take Rose that day...they may have to call CPS on you!)
I never could understand the cow mascot. Chick-fil-A would be just fine without the 9 foot cow.
I had been missing your totally don't get it tuesday!! I love chick-fil-a nuggets so much I will put up with the cow but you are right about it being frightening to children.
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