Always~Sometimes~Never

ALWAYS:

*I always have laundry on my couch.
*I always hit the snooze button.
*I always forget my kids' school picture day.
*I always interrupt people. Yuck.
*I always harmonize in my car.
*I always get distracted by Lucy's cuteness.

SOMETIMES:

*I sometimes forget to buy dog food, so consequently the dogs will have a couple meals of dog biscuits and chicken from the dinner table.
*I sometimes crave the McDonalds Filet-O-Fish sandwich. Even when it's not Lent. (Who knows, people? Who knows?)
*I sometimes giggle at church and get in trouble for talking in meetings. Still. To this day. Tsk tsk.
*I sometimes let the dogs in to "Mackuum" the crumbs under the kitchen table so I don't have to sweep.
*I sometimes wish I were smarter.
*I sometimes hear bubble wrap popping when I wake up to pee in the night, then come to realize that it's not in fact a stranger in my bedroom popping bubble wrap. It's my bones creaking.

NEVER:

*I never manage my time well.
*I never walk and sneeze at the same time.
*I never want to visit Columbus, Ohio again. At least, not when I'm wearing my burnt orange.
*I never tire of Quaker Oatmeal Squares, Edward Cullen, Christmas music, and chips and salsa.
*I never want to make dinner. I do because I have to. But I never want to.
*I never thought I'd be as attached to my Blackberry as I am.

Won't you play? She did. And so did she.